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I'm Maria and I have an addiction to music. Please, enjoy your stay. <3

Johnny Ringo
Johnny: I want money
Devil: come here darling
Johnny: D:
Johnny's Revenge
Johnny: IM BACK!!!
Devil: no you're not
Johnny's Rebellion
Johnny: CMON ARMY LETS KILL HIM
Devil: oh shit
Johnny: *puts on crown* I'm the devil now lolzzzzzz

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

14 hours ago1,527,709 plays

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

crypticnymph:

the pacific rim au of legally blonde though:

elle woods trying to get into jaeger academy to win back warner.

"you got into jaeger academy?" "what, like it’s hard?"

elle woods being drift compatible with vivian.

elle falling for LOCCENT officer emmett.

elle and vivian piloting a jaeger called delta nu.

THE BEND AND SNAP AS A FIGHTING TECHNIQUE 

I HAVE BEFRIENDED THE NEIGHBORS’ CAT

SHE IS ADORABLE

So when I got home, a cat was sitting on the stairs to the door (she had a collar so probably one of the neighbors’ cats) and even tried to get in my house when I opened the door. My sisters come over to see and one of my sisters goes “oh that cat doesn’t like us”

And then the cat let me pet her and hold her.

I love cats.

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards